another year of santa!

Well this year's Lemoine Christmas gathering was yesterday in St. Annes Hall. This is my wifes french side of the family. And for some reason they always pick on me, and make me be the santa who comes blasting in from the back, singing, and joyful, and has to take all the little kids on my lap, and hand them their gifts to kids like Phillipa, and Guy le Douche. Anyway, i put the hot suit on, and they forgot the padding for the stomach so i couldnt do the pants up cause there so huge, so i ended up using a beer cooler and stuck it in my belly for effect. So then i came blasting out singing. This year i decided to make someone else embarassed, and told my wife and sister in law they had to sing a christmas carol, that was pretty funny. Everyone started singing, cause they were so embarrased i think lol. And then i called out all the kids names and handed them their gifts. One girl sat on my lap, and when i took her off she fell over and the gift went flying out into the floor and ya, i just destroyed her. All in all it was pretty good. Made a freind with a french musician who is selling me his banjo so i am pretty pumped on that. Well, twas a good gathering.